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Joke Topic - 'Clumsiness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clumsiness'.

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Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping


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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.

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