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Joke Topic - 'Coat'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Coat'.

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I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.

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