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Joke Topic - 'Coffee'


Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Coffee'.

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"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Don't ignore the panhandler who asks you for a dime for a cup of coffee. Give it to him. Then follow him and find out where they still sell coffee for a dime.
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My uncle came in white as a sheet. He said, 'I've just seen a ghost. Make me a stiff drink.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'
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Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

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