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Joke Topic - 'Coffin'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Coffin'.

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A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."
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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.


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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

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