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Joke Topic - 'Coffin'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Coffin'.


A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

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