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Joke Topic - 'Coincidental'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coincidental'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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