Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Currents
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
Reindeer
I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
Cavemen
One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Boyfriend
Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
Boxer
Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
The Lottery
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
Cows
Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow