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Joke Topic - 'Cold'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cold'.

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Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.


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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

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