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Joke Topic - 'Collector'


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A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

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