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Joke Topic - 'College'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'College'.

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Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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What key went to college?
A Yale.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

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