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Joke Topic - 'Company Policy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Company Policy'.

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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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