Joke Topic - 'Computer Dating'

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.