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Joke Topic - 'Computer Programmers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Computer Programmers'.

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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.


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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

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