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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.

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Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.


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Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

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