Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cars
We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet,
and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
Keep
What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
Psychiatrists
Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
Hoarse
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
Birds
What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
Honk Your Horn
Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
Frogs
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.