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Joke Topic - 'Confidence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Confidence'.

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A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.


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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

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