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Joke Topic - 'Consideration'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Consideration'.

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Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'


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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.

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