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Joke Topic - 'Consultants'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Consultants'.

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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?


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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

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