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Joke Topic - 'Consultants'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Consultants'.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
A: Retired.
Cannibals
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Parents
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
A Bug
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
On Time
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Mother
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Fat
Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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