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Joke Topic - 'Conversation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Conversation'.

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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"


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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
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Porridge

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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

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