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Joke Topic - 'Cook'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cook'.

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A man had a wife who was a terrible cook - she just served frozen food day after day. Eventually the husband went to his doctor and explained his problem. 'And what's the trouble?' asked the doctor. 'Ulcers?' 'No, frostbite.'
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Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
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Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

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