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Joke Topic - 'Cook'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cook'.


A man had a wife who was a terrible cook - she just served frozen food day after day. Eventually the husband went to his doctor and explained his problem. 'And what's the trouble?' asked the doctor. 'Ulcers?' 'No, frostbite.'

Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

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