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Joke Topic - 'Cookery'


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Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.


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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

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