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Joke Topic - 'Cookies'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cookies'.

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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.


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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

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