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Joke Topic - 'Cooking'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cooking'.


First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

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