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Joke Topic - 'Cops'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cops'.

Related Topics: Police (28) Detectives (2) Policeman (8) Sherlock Holmes (7) Policemen (7)

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

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Who's there?
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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

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