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Joke Topic - 'Cops'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cops'.

Related Topics: Police (28) Detectives (2) Policeman (8) Sherlock Holmes (7) Policemen (7)
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"


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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

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