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Joke Topic - 'Court'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.


This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.


Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.


Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.


Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

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