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Joke Topic - 'Court'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

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