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Joke Topic - 'Courts'


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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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