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Joke Topic - 'Cow'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.

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What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.


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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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