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Joke Topic - 'Cow'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.


What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!


Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'


When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.


What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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