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Joke Topic - 'Cowboys'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cowboys'.

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'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Out in the Wild West a cowboy found an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 'What are you listening for?' asked the cowboy.
'A stage coach passed this way five minutes ago,' said the Indian.
'How can you tell?' asked the cowboy.
'It ran over me and broke my neck,' replied the Indian.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

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