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Joke Topic - 'Crawling'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Crawling'.

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They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.


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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

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