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Joke Topic - 'Cream Cakes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cream Cakes'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.

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