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Joke Topic - 'Creatures'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Creatures'.

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Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.


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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

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