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Joke Topic - 'Credit Cards'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Credit Cards'.

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Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

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