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Joke Topic - 'Crime'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
A crime watch.
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Married
'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Snakes
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
A civil serpent.
Restaurant
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Pigs
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
In a hog cabin.
Santa Claus
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Karate
Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
Dress
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Women Drivers
Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
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