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Joke Topic - 'Crime'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.

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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."

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