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Joke Topic - 'Criminal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Criminal'.

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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.


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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

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