Joke Topic - 'Criminal'

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!