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Joke Topic - 'Criminals'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Criminals'.

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Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Did you hear that the police have put out a warning to house owners about a gang of men who recently failed in their attempt to steal the tiles from the roof of a local house?
The police said they were roofless criminals.
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What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.


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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Relatives

Where there's a will there's a relative
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

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