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Joke Topic - 'Crisps'


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Two packets of crisps were walking along the road. A passing car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift.
"No thanks," said the crisps, "we're Walkers.


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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.

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