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Joke Topic - 'Crooks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crooks'.
Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would
accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any. So they carefully made some
plates and printed some up, and went to a small town to try them out. They got
up to a shopkeeper and talked for awhile, then casually said "Say, can you give
me change for an 18 dollar bill?" "Sure" said the old shopkeeper. "What would
you like, three 6's or two 9's?"
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