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Joke Topic - 'Crossed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crossed'.

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Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Snowmen

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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