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Joke Topic - 'Dad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dad'.

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The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


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The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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