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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatian'


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Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

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