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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatians'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dalmatians'.

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What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.


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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.

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