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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatians'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dalmatians'.


What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

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