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Joke Topic - 'Dancers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dancers'.


Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.


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How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.


"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.


Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.


Eye drops off shelf


Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

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