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Joke Topic - 'Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dancers'.

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Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Eyes

Eye drops off shelf
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

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