Joke Topic - 'Dances'

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel