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Joke Topic - 'Dances'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dances'.


What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'


A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.


Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!


What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.


Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel

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