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Joke Topic - 'Dancing'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.

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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


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What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

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