Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.