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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

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