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Joke Topic - 'Dangerous'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dangerous'.


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.


Prunes give you a run for your money.


What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.


Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

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