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Joke Topic - 'Date'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Date'.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.


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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

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