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Joke Topic - 'Date'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Date'.


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?


What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.


What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!


Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

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