Joke Topic - 'Dead'

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.