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Joke Topic - 'Deaf'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Deaf'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

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