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Joke Topic - 'Death'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Death'.

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A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Death is hereditary
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

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