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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.

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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

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