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Joke Topic - 'Deja Vu'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Deja Vu'.


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

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He could feel it in his bones.


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They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.


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A hoppy meal.


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One, but he'll bill you for five!


Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!


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Joan of ARC...

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