Joke Topic - 'Deja Vu'

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...