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Joke Topic - 'Deja Vu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Deja Vu'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.


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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

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